Memo to Upper Management

At management’s request, I have adopted a more corporeal form of information recording and submission. Please find below transcriptions of my notes regarding past and current project participants, as well as observations on various facets of the Rooms and their efficacy.
I would also make a formal request to curtail the staff’s use of the nickname, “Bob”, when addressing me. This was a concession made for the limited speech organs of our subjects.

Yours in service,

God is Good, God is Great