Submission Guidelines

Currently we are closed for submission guidelines.   I want you to know that your burst bubble fills me with unadulterated joy.  Can you please click on this link again?  Oh I truly hope that it fills you with the same amount of sadness that it did the first time.

I suppose you want to know when submissions will be open again.  There isn’t a specific date chosen, but expect sometime around September or October.  You probably want to know what we’re looking for so that you can plan ahead and get us that story as soon as we open submissions.

Well I’m not telling.  I want you to sit here and stare at the screen.  I want you to stew on the fact that you are absolutely powerless right now.  How does it feel? Good.  Now go away, I’m busy.


The Warden