Now that you have finally listened to what sort of fun things are going on behind door # 1221, I just wanted to give you all a place where you could discuss it without spoiling things for everyone else. While I do enjoy spoiling things for people (my favorite were the people driving by B&N shouting, "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!" during the midnight release), I am quite partial to these stories. And so I appreciate being able to bask in my glory while I hear everyone praise just how terribly wicked these stories are.
So have at it! Thanks.